Noise Pollution Awareness Gifts

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

At the rock concert...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Hoodie Hang-out

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Aliens and Environmentalists

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Cat and Broom

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Trees growing from factory chimneys.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'