Noise Pollution Awareness Advocate Gifts

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Hoodie Hang-out

Noisy energy?

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Turn that noise down !

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'You should have seen the one that got away, it must have been a size thirteen at least!'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Noise pollution

"Look out - more UK Water statistics!"

"Are you ladies going out for the morning's rush hour carbon monoxide?"

Home Deliveries of Sushi

Heavy Metal

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"You mind keeping it down?"

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."