Noise Protection Advocate Gifts

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Noise pollution

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"You mind keeping it down?"

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

And God created loud annoying devices ...

Where cicada noise really comes from.