Noise Control Activist Gifts

Noise pollution

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

"Stop the barking .50"

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"You mind keeping it down?"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

Noisy Neighbours

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.