Noise Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'I play it to kill time.'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"