Noise Awareness Gifts

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

Turn that noise down !

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Cat and Broom

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

Nature Magnified

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

'They'll be talking about that for years!'