Noise Sensitivity Gifts

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Fear of the loud flush

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

The Sensitive Dude.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Turn that noise down !

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Noisy Neighbours

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

"Don't feel bad Rex: desperate measures for desperate times! That new trumpet of Young Master had to disappear..."

silence please

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."