Sound Sensitivity Gifts

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

The Sensitive Dude.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Noisy Neighbours

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Dog startled by string breaking on a guitar

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"