Sound Sensitivity Champion Gifts

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noise Pollution

'Treat me easy this morning.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"No one is completely abominable."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"Can I help you!!"

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Dog startled by string breaking on a guitar

"Oh yes - I'm very sensitive...I even cried at my own birth...!"

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"Just don't call me a jackass."

'Don't be silly - how can I be disturbing your precious stamp collection?'