Noise Sensitivity Champ Gifts

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

Noisy Neighbours

silence please

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

Wrapper Crinkling Area

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

'Don't be silly - how can I be disturbing your precious stamp collection?'