Noise-sensitive Warrior Gifts

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

Noisy Neighbours

"Don't feel bad Rex: desperate measures for desperate times! That new trumpet of Young Master had to disappear..."

"Dad got tired of reading those scare stories - now he sits there all day, photosynthesizes, and grows his own!"

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"