Noise Tolerance Hero Gifts

Noisy neighbours.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"God, I hate cows."

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Blower wars.

You are what you collect.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

The Noisy Neighbours

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Golf Putt