Noise Tolerator Gifts

New neighbours

Golf Putt

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Just pretend I'm not here.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Confucius say: shut up.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Rational explanations

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"God, I hate cows."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Blower wars.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

You are what you collect.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Shh, too much racket."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'