Noise Tolerators Gifts

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"God, I hate cows."

Rational explanations

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

Blower wars.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"It was heaven before this."

"God...I hate elevator music."

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

The neighbour of the beast

Sneeze Police

"Shh, too much racket."

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'