Noise Neutralizers Gifts

'Excuse me, would you mind taking your teleconference to another compartment?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Noisy energy?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Rational explanations

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Must you always be so negative?

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Nature Magnified

The neighbour of the beast

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

"Shh, too much racket."

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

Sneeze Police

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

'Not while I am the librarian.'