Noise Reducers Gifts

Novel Niche Markets.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noisy energy?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Rational explanations

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Father nails piano lid shut.

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Stop the barking .50"

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

The neighbour of the beast

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

"Shh, too much racket."

Sneeze Police

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Elevator volume control.

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Noise pollution