Noise Regulator Gifts

Elevator volume control.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Noisy energy?

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Cat and Broom

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Guidelines

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Another Rogue Trader

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The New Square Mile Regulator.