Noise Control Gifts

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noise Pollution Prevention.

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

The neighbour of the beast

Noise pollution

Noise Abatement Society

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noisy energy?

Cat and Broom

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

Ding and Dong.

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Sneeze Police

"Shh, too much racket."

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Stop the barking .50"

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"We've built so much good will with the neighbors. Let's not use it up with compulsive vacuuming."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Elevator volume control.

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

Noisy Neighbours

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

Novel Niche Markets.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'