Noise Control Advocate Gifts

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

At the rock concert...

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Stop the barking .50"

'You taught him to speak, now teach him to turn down the volume!'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Bird protecting ears from the bell tower

If you two don't keep the noise down, I'll have to separate you.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Noise pollution

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Noisy Neighbours

'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

"I feel like he should not be allowed on the quiet car."

"You mind keeping it down?"

"One way to prevent chatter is to alter your speed. Those RPMs are far too high for that size job." "Earplugs, another good way to stop the chatter."

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'

Neighbour's snoring disturbing a party.

And God created loud annoying devices ...

Angel turns down stereo.

Noise Abatement Society: Zero Tolerance Unit