Noise Regulator T-Shirts

Elevator volume control.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Noisy energy?

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

Cat and Broom

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Guidelines

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"