Noise Reducer T-Shirts

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noisy energy?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Rational explanations

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Father nails piano lid shut.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Sneeze Police

"Shh, too much racket."

The neighbour of the beast

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Elevator volume control.

Noise pollution

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

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