Noise Reducers T-Shirts

Novel Niche Markets.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Noisy energy?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Rational explanations

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

Father nails piano lid shut.

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Shh, too much racket."

The neighbour of the beast

Sneeze Police

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Stop the barking .50"

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

People asking a robin to be quiet.

Elevator volume control.

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."