Noise Regulation Enthusiast T-Shirts

And God created loud annoying devices ...

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."