Noise Control Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

"Stop the barking .50"

'The people downstairs have been complaining that we're too noisy, so the landlord wants us to wear these from now on.'

Noise Abatement Society: Zero Tolerance Unit

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'