Noise Canceler Gifts

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Rational explanations

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Sneeze Police

The Noisy Neighbours

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

"Shh, too much racket."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noise Abatement Society

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

Golf Putt

Noise pollution