Noise-cancelling Gifts

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"Shh, too much racket."

The Noisy Neighbours

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The neighbour of the beast

Sneeze Police

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

Noise pollution

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."