Noise-cancelling Fan Gifts

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Cat and Broom

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Water.

"You're so vein."

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

Manager please give 10%

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

White noise machines for guys.

Roverdance.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

Life Drawing Class