Noise-cancelling Fan T-Shirts

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Cat and Broom

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Water.

Street Musician

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Happy Xmas

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"You're so vein."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Manager please give 10%

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Roverdance.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'