Noise-canceling T-Shirts

"A little peace and quiet."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Rational explanations

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

The neighbour of the beast

The Noisy Neighbours

"Shh, too much racket."

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Noise Abatement Society

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

Damsel with Ear-Plugs

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'