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Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Cat and Broom

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Relax.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'