Noise Cancellation Gifts

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Rational explanations

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

The Noisy Neighbours

Sneeze Police

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Noise Abatement Society

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"A little peace and quiet."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

Noise pollution

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'