Noise Cancellation Gifts

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Noisy energy?

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Rational explanations

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Sneeze Police

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

The Noisy Neighbours

"Shh, too much racket."

The neighbour of the beast

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Noise abatement society - Hush.

Noise Abatement Society

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Man mowing grass, he's wearing ear protectors, statue is also wearing ear protectors.

Noise pollution

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

'I can't hear you - let's repeat the last ten minutes of our extremely irritating conversation'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'I wish someone would steal that car...!'

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."