Noise-tolerance Tester Gifts

Blower wars.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Confucius say: shut up.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'Give me the horse meat stew, at least that way I'll know what I'm eating.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

"God, I hate cows."

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

Angel and Devil Music.

Noise machines for dogs.

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

You are what you collect.

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"God...I hate elevator music."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.