Noise-sensitive Individual Gifts

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Turn that noise down !

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

You are what you collect.

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Happy Fourth of July!

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

Noisy Neighbours

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'