Noise-sensitive Soul Gifts

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

The Sensitive Dude.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Music for car stereos

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Turn that noise down !

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"Did I miss something?"

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."