Sound Sensitive Gifts

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'I'm not one to complain George, but your wind chimes are driving me and Trisha up the wall.'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

At the rock concert...

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Noise Pollution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

The Music Lover.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Noisy Neighbours

silence please

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

A noisy drill annoys a statue.

"This can't be good news."

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.