Sound Sensitive Soul Gifts

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noise Pollution

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Amy Winehouse

"I knew it!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Did I miss something?"

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

'...he's got more sense than money.'

Words do hurt.

"Actually, it's 'they/them."

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

Monkey, do you think I'm wasting my life at this cafe? I serve coffee and scones, make small talk with strangers and regulars, clean up their messes and the bathroom. Tell my problems to a mute monkey who doesn't even listen and thinks only about food. House of Java.net Cybercafe. That's right, I'm on to you.

Noisy Neighbours

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"Throwing a party because I had a good idea is a little insulting. It's not like I've never had one."

The Clouds of Repellent

Everyone needs a good listener in their life.