Sound Sensitive Soul Mugs

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Noise Pollution

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Did I miss something?"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'...he's got more sense than money.'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Words do hurt.

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"Actually, it's 'they/them."

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

Noisy Neighbours

'I'd like to return him. He's too noisy.'

"Throwing a party because I had a good idea is a little insulting. It's not like I've never had one."

The Clouds of Repellent

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."