Noise-sensitive Souls Mugs

Noisy Neighbours

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

Turn that noise down !

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

Drum kit for sale...

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'