Noise Sensitivity Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm here to complain about the noise."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."