Noise Enthusiast Mugs

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

"You can hear this?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'Hey you INCONSIDERATE MORON, IT'S 3 a.m.!! QUIT making that INFERNAL RACKET!!

'They're playing our song.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Hello, Acme Pest Control?'

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

"I haven't a friend in the world."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I think I was fired.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Wake up.

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

"The staff has been complaining about how you're spending your break time."

A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

Future garbage truck driver.

Someone blowing a trumpet in someone else ear inside a shop

'He's opposed to all forms of silence.'

Dog Work Ethics

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Communication

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'We've been burgled, and they took your drum kit..... eventually.'

'You'll love the entertainment these thin walls will give you. The people in the next apartment have some dandy fights.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'