Noise Enthusiast Prints

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

"You can hear this?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'Hey you INCONSIDERATE MORON, IT'S 3 a.m.!! QUIT making that INFERNAL RACKET!!

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'They're playing our song.'

'Hello, Acme Pest Control?'

"I haven't a friend in the world."

Bagpipes for hire...fast relief from neighbors,in-laws,debtors and Hare Krishnas.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'I find this work truly fulfilling in many ways - there's the exercise, the sense of accomplishment, and most important, the opportunity to make lots of noise.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I think I was fired.'

"The staff has been complaining about how you're spending your break time."

"I need one louder than the one my neighbor's got."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'You wouldn't think it turned out ball bearings would you?'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake up.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'

'We've been burgled, and they took your drum kit..... eventually.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

A couple in a pedal boat have a tuba and banjo.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Communication

'You'll love the entertainment these thin walls will give you. The people in the next apartment have some dandy fights.'

'He's opposed to all forms of silence.'

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"