Noise Fanatic Mugs

"Turn down the bass."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Punk Reindeer

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Check out this new store."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Volcaniax

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Not-so-easy listening...

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Gangsta wrap.

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."