Noise Fanatic Gifts

"Turn down the bass."

Cimafunk

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Punk Reindeer

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

"Check out this new store."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

Not-so-easy listening...

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."