Noise Lover Gifts

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"God...I hate elevator music."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

You are what you collect.

Music for car stereos

"You know damned well what noise!"

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

"Why do they peel out like that?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"If you like beeping your horn, and want to be heard, then your search is over."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Jazz is Invented

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."