Ambient Noise Lover Gifts

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Jazz is Invented

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

His master's chill-out album

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"