Noise Art Lover Gifts

Jazz is Invented

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Music for car stereos

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."