Noise Humor Lover Gifts

"I just couldn't take all that clanking any more."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Jazz is Invented

Hoodie Hang-out

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Note Book

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

IT security.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Turn down the bass."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Musical Note Nail

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"