Noise Art Lover Pillows

Jazz is Invented

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Playing dustbins

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Turn down the bass."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'