Noise Aficionado Pillows

'Please. Don't get me started.'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Charles has opted for the Harrison Birtwhistle ring-tone.

'I can't stand the noise. Why did I give up vegetable farming?'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Snoring.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I still can't hear you.' 'I SAID, EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE!!'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Orchestra.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Bryan Ferry

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Artist and Musician

Woman crying with happiness.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fossil record player.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."