Noise-sensitive Friend Mugs

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

The room for adults who like to complain about children making noise at church

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

You are what you collect.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"God...I hate elevator music."

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Drum kit for sale...

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

Happy Fourth of July!

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'